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2XL
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00


Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00


Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



This soft, classic-fit tee quietly broadcasts a love of scaled companions. Olive heather fabric and a vintage-style illustration — a gecko, a ball python coil, and a curled bearded dragon — sit beneath the headline: “WARNING: TALKS ABOUT REPTILES.” Wear it to weekend herp meetups, slow mornings with tanks open, or when you want fellow reptile fans to start a conversation. The crew neck and medium-weight cotton feel broken-in from the first wear. Subtle flecks in the natural shade and the muted print colors give it a lived-in, earnest vibe that suits terrarium builders and field herpers alike.

Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and twill shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp sleeve/inner-label details and vibrant main graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat